Wednesday, July 05, 2006

My Hearing is 20-20

Actual conversation that took place a few years back.

Me: Honey, lets go to bed early!! (wink wink)

What I THOUGHT he said: Ohh....but I'm all dirty!

Me: OoooOoo...I like it when you're dirty!!

Him: (blank stare)

Me: What??

Him: I SAID...It's only Ten-Thirty!!!


Christine said...

Too funny! We know what's on your mind!

Sue said...

You are a riot -- this kind of crap happens to me all the time -- but I am NOT admitting it to SO -- uh uh

vickyth said...

That's hilarious! My husband would have seized the opportunity more adeptly, though....