Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Random Jack Bauer Fact

Random Jack Bauer Fact

OMFG, is this funny! If you are a Jack fan like I am, go here and just keep hitting the thing. It is a riot. These are some of the facts I loved:

Jack Bauer puts a flaming bag of dogshit on Satan's doorstep every week. Satan knows that it is him, but he can't do anything about it.

Welcome to the Jack Bauer Comedy Club. Rule #1 - laugh only when Jack laughs, which will be never.

Instead of tickling Elmo, Jack Bauer shot him.

One time, at band camp, Jack Bauer killed a guy with a flute.

When Jack Bauer is connected to a series of events that involves foreigners, they have to speak english even in their own homes. They have no choice, that is the way of things.

Jack Bauer once went hunting. Alabama is now mounted on his wall.

After torturing Copernicus, Jack Bauer got him to admit that the solar system revolved not around the sun, but around his gigantic balls.

Jack Bauer would have died for our sins, but Jack doesn't die for pussies.

Nathan Hale said, "I only regret that i have but one life to lose for my country." Fvck that, Jack Bauer is on his third.

Every time Jack Bauer cries, an angel loses its wings. And implodes.


Star said...

Here via Michele. Congrts on the bang tucking thing.

Nienke said...

I suppose there are more than 24 facts? ;o)
Great site, and thx for stopping by mine!

Christine said...

That's funny. I'll have to send it to my 24-lovin' cousin (also a nurse).

Carmi said...

Anything with a band camp reference has got to be funny.

Thanks for this link...too cool!

Zee said...

I loved the "The only reason Jack Bauer hasn't killed President Logan is because the terrorists have nerve gas."

OMG, that site is a riot!!

Janet (fondofsnape@gmail.com) said...

ROFLMAO! I'm forwarding that on to a friend who's a Jack Bauer freak! Hi, Michele sent me :-)

Michelle said...

Hi there I am the Jack Bauer freak that Janet commented about - I LOVE THIS! Excellent entry, great research!